THEOREM ON SALARY

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The Theorem on Salary states that
engineers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business
executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on
the
following three postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power
Knowledge=Power)

Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)

Postulate 3: (as every engineer knows): Power = Work/Time

It therefore follows that since Knowledge =Power, we get:

Knowledge = Work / Time and since

Time = Money, we have:

Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money
approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.

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