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What is Harry Potter Jump into Bollywood !!

Posted on May 12th, 2008 by admin
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HARIBHAI KA SURROR - the movie, the real luv story.
In this path breaking creation of modern cinema, Haribhai Topiwala is caught in a love triangle with a 7-year-old and a 30-year-old girl. The plot is totally filmed in Germany and includes scenes like [...]

I know everything !!

Posted on May 5th, 2008 by admin
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Bookmark : Little Johny was having some pocket money problems. His friend,Let it be Shawnny, advised him something. He was very happy and went to his mother.
Said, “Mom, I know everything!”
Mom gives him Rs. 500 and says “Just don’t tell it to dad!”
Johny is pleased with [...]

THEOREM ON SALARY

Posted on May 5th, 2008 by admin
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Bookmark : The Theorem on Salary states that
engineers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business
executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on
the
following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power
Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3: (as every [...]

Newton’s laws of infactuation

Posted on May 5th, 2008 by admin
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Bookmark : Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
first law:
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue [...]

Relation between Prince Charles and Pope

Posted on May 4th, 2008 by admin
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Bookmark : In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)
Moral of the story -
In future, [...]