Newton’s laws of infactuation

Posted on May 5th, 2008 by admin
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Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

first law:

a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

second law:

the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the
direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.

3rd law:

the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

Relation between Prince Charles and Pope

Posted on May 4th, 2008 by admin
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Bookmark : In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)
Moral of the story -
In future, if [...]

Excellent use of Balloon

Posted on May 4th, 2008 by admin
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Bookmark : Just take a look at the use of Helium Air Balloon ,
A middle class family in the picture ,.

See Monster’s Feelings

Posted on May 3rd, 2008 by admin
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Bookmark : Look at this superb art, it will show you what a Standard monster will feel before or after attacking any town
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Computer : A Male or A Female ?

Posted on May 3rd, 2008 by admin
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Bookmark : A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his [...]